Well as you will quickly realise I'm rubbish at this about you stuff but here goes 1 minutes of your life you won't get back. I guess I'm the writer responsible for the Alienbutt Saga and the Vampire Eloim short stories. Some people have been trying to claim I am an author but don't be fooled as it's not true. I'm just a drunken story teller that somehow managed to get a publisher. If you are into serious Sci-Fi and Fantasy stories then your Sat-Nav isn't working right as you should have turned left at the last junction. If on the other hand you enjoy a bit of stupidity to enter into your life then you may just have ended up in the right place, no promises though. So about me, well I was born and brought up in the heart of South Yorkshire where i stayed for about the first twenty years of my life. I left there to go to university in Sunderland to study art but that didn't work out, after a few years of moving around I ended up living in Amber Valley in Derbyshire (For those not from the UK, near Nottingham, just think Robin Hood) After trying various things to make money I ended up writing a story for fun and it went down so well I get to write more. I have no idea where this is going but it's fun finding out.